Your happy place (Swipe 3)
Way back in once upon a time time as all great stories should start: Lived a teacher, a jolly fellow to say the least. Always going on about Sasquatch, or Sisters, or fish, or dogs and much much more. Though all i will share for now would be the story of the Happy place.
Way back in once upon a time time as all good stories should start: There was a magical commercial that would appear on the television. This was no ordinary commercial, for it was one that could take you to the happiest and most magical of places. This could make you become something wonderful and spectacular. This was the power of the york peppermint patty.
Now you have to do this right, so to start you must close your eyes and make sure that it is absolutely quiet. Completely silent. Now, you must take the york peppermint patty by the edge of the wrapper in both hands and just give it a little push and pull so you can hear the crinkle of the wrapper. Are you starting to feel it? If you now were to throw it in your mouth, then it would be a sin. You must do this next part flawlessly. Slowly adjust the orientation of this golden fruit and slowly open the wrapper. Only one end can be opened at a time, and only one end can ever be fully open. Make sure that your sniffer is very close to the wrapper that you might inhale all of the glorious smells. Now you must be ever so delicate with this treat. You shall bring it straight to your nostrils with a big sniff take in even more of the seducing scent. Close your eyes slowly and go to your happy place. This is a place where you feel warmth and kindness and joy. Go there in your head and stay there for the rest of the process Bring the tasty treat up to your ear and slowly break the patty. The sound of the crisp candy snapping should be all you can hear. Then take your now broken piece and slowly open your mouth to accept this miracle into your heart. Slowly chew the peppermint until you feel it necessary to regain this addicting high. Raise the other piece and break it ever so slowly and enter both pieces into your mouth. You are now gloriously enveloped in the power of the york peppermint patty. and you can do anything.
Way back in once upon a time time as all good stories should start: There was a magical commercial that would appear on the television. This was no ordinary commercial, for it was one that could take you to the happiest and most magical of places. This could make you become something wonderful and spectacular. This was the power of the york peppermint patty.
Now you have to do this right, so to start you must close your eyes and make sure that it is absolutely quiet. Completely silent. Now, you must take the york peppermint patty by the edge of the wrapper in both hands and just give it a little push and pull so you can hear the crinkle of the wrapper. Are you starting to feel it? If you now were to throw it in your mouth, then it would be a sin. You must do this next part flawlessly. Slowly adjust the orientation of this golden fruit and slowly open the wrapper. Only one end can be opened at a time, and only one end can ever be fully open. Make sure that your sniffer is very close to the wrapper that you might inhale all of the glorious smells. Now you must be ever so delicate with this treat. You shall bring it straight to your nostrils with a big sniff take in even more of the seducing scent. Close your eyes slowly and go to your happy place. This is a place where you feel warmth and kindness and joy. Go there in your head and stay there for the rest of the process Bring the tasty treat up to your ear and slowly break the patty. The sound of the crisp candy snapping should be all you can hear. Then take your now broken piece and slowly open your mouth to accept this miracle into your heart. Slowly chew the peppermint until you feel it necessary to regain this addicting high. Raise the other piece and break it ever so slowly and enter both pieces into your mouth. You are now gloriously enveloped in the power of the york peppermint patty. and you can do anything.
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