Puns - This came to me this morning and It was so good I had to post it.

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If I were to ever own a massage parlor, I would call it, A Site For Sore Thighs. 

 This is random, but I can't help but thinking that it'd be the hippest dang place to ever get a spa day. I mean, I don't want to pat myself on the back or anything, but I feel like it would be the place Beyonce would go to relax. I don't know, I just thought the pun was good.

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